Ellie defiled a Target dressing room today...
We were out running errands this morning then leisurly strolling through my favorite Target (it's a Super Target w/ an amazing grocery store--they have lots of healthy option foods like vegan/vegetarian stuff, lots of baked stuff, and actual decent produce--although we had already been at the farmers market, but I digress). Ellie decided to have a FREAK OUT moment, clearly telling me: I. NEED. TO. EAT. RIGHT. NOW. MOTHER.
Let me just say, I had fed her approx. an hour and a half earlier and was hoping we would have another hour or so but sometimes it just doesn't work out that way. Let's just say momma hasn't been following "Baby Wise" as of yet and we are not really on any kind of schedule for feeding.
SO, I figure that I can just go in a changing room, feed & change her and we are golden! The feeding went fine but not so much the changing. Let's just say she probably had the NASTIEST diaper that I have had to change (as of yet--i know...). As I'm removing it and literally trying to figure out where to even set it down, she decided to take a pee pee on her changing pad. USUALLY I throw the new diaper down immediately but I was a little thrown off by the massive poo... of course it was not just a little tinkle, but more like a monsoon. All over her outfit too.
SO, after changing her, using a blankie AND my hooter hider (along w/ a package of wipes) to clean everything up, we finally get ourselves together, head to the actual bathroom to throw away all evidence, we commence shopping.
However, the little princess was still not pleased (meaning: practically screaming in the chip aisle), so we promptly run to the checkout and head home. I only made it half way through the store, so I have only 1/2 of the ingredients of all of the dinners for this week... Mind you, by the time we get to the car, she's completely fine!
Ahhhhhh the joys of motherhood!!!!!
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